Wednesday 5 September 2012

CATCH 22


I'm sure you guys are aware of the nude pics of some "Nigerian married woman" that leaked on the net last week? If you're not aware, YOU ARE STALE O! But lemme quickly brief you. So last week, highly distasteful pictures of a married woman in her early forties, was circulating on the net. They were naked pics and when I say naked, she was stark naked! Nothing at all, just the way Baba God made her, plus more sef!. I almost died from shock. Apparently, the gist was that her lover(a colleague) took those pics when the going was good. Things got bad and he set her up! He posted nude pics of her on the net. In fact, it was the talk of the town last week. To be honest, I kinda felt bad for her. I began to wonder, "How does this woman feel right now?" "What will her husband say/do? " What will happen to her career as a top banker?(gist is that, she's a banker). So many questions!

Okay so lets stop feeling holier than thou here o!  Most adults, 18 and above have sent a sexually suggestive, semi nude or really nude pic to someone, sometime in their life. Okay, you weren't put on blast(Hallelujah!) but it could have been you!

So I ask, ladies if your nude pics leak all over the net,or for guys, if you find your wife's  nudes pics all over  net(you didn't take the pics in this case) what will you do? Thanks to BBM, twitter et al, daddy, mummy, pastor, in-laws, colleagues have seen the pics, SERIOUSLY, WHAT WILL YOU DO? It's a "what if" question, so try and put yourself in her shoes or her husband's shoes, even if you would never do such.

21 comments:

  1. Well people act on impulse either for a good or bad cause.The thing is i wouldnt pray for this to happen to anybody i know bla bla bla etc.However we all watch a porn movies & we all read the stories behind in it or the titles & yet we dont bother much about it & in no time we forget about it. My point is give it time we all shall forget about this story. Time heals as long as the hurting parties are ready to forgive & work on the healing factors.
    AA

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  2. My God,I will run away,being a top bank executive,I definitely have money,so I will just get out of d country, because how do I want 2 face people,wat do I want 2 explain 2 my husband,my children.can't go through dis.

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  3. Na serious matter oooo. But seriously,I hope it doesn't happen bcos ee are all has guilty as her

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  4. Chei! I'll commit suicide o! Even my pastor?

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  5. Nothing dey there jor. No be naked picture make Kim kardashian popular!!! Its just dis part of d world dat we r hypocrites. Nudity dey everywhere ooo. I beg I'm a size 16. If I go nude for shopprite, I fit be popular? Akokoyo speaking!!!

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  6. I fear ooo. Shameful

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  7. As in.......I feel sorry 4 d womaan I swear!!

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  8. Wetin prick and pussy go cause!!! Na wah ooo. Dat woman's puSsy still get sperm!!! Na d thing wey she know how to do kill am now. Ashewo olobo joona. Onipansaga ati agbere. Dokodoko oshi.

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  9. @akokoyo: u sure say dat woman no get aids? Na she dey smile pass now cos FYI, one northern senator to contact her say him lik her toto. She is smiling to d bank. Kim k in d making

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  10. LMAO.....na wah oo. But I lik dat pussy sha. Neatly shaved

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    1. My God, ur a pervert! Ansa d question n stop being an idiot! Me I'll jst disappear 4 a while! Travel somewhere. Switch off my fones n neva check the net, atlist 4 3 mnths. Wen I return d jist wud av died dwn. I'll beg my husband n if he says no, fuck him! I'll strt busines cos I'll prolly loose my job. As 4 my kids, u cnt chose ur parents, am deir moda, I'll tell dem nt 2 make d same mistake. As 4 my pastor, fuck him, chrch plenty 4 9ja.my in-laws fuck dem 2, aftall deir son had dumped him.

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  11. Wow! Dis is a difficult one o! I don't knw wat I'll do o!

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  12. No qualms, ifmy wife pose nude, I go pose nuder. Na do me I do u. Wen it don equate, love go continue!

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  13. Hahha! I love rude boy's comment. But seriously its a tuff 1 o. I think il just dissapear from the scene. I wouldnt even have d liver 2 beg or explain 2 any1 honestly. Wt do u tell ur husband and family? Its 2 shameful and the relationship is ruined 4eva! Ur kids wouldnt respect u anymore and ur husband would never trust u anymore and uv dented his ego as a man, cos every1 has seen his wife naked. So whats d point of sticking around?

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  14. Him. Its a toughie. But we hv all acted d role of "nawti" b4. Sm ppl went full nude, odas dint. Ur jst luckier dan she wuz dt it dint go public. 4 me i wld probly pack up n leave. Apologise to my fam via email, phone. Nd let dem knw hw sorry I am. Nd den hunt down d modafucker who put up d pics. Its on Nigga! Watch ur back! Lol

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  15. Damn! Dis jst brot bak nawti memories sha! Am d kind of gal dat like sharin nudies wif fuck buddies n lovers o, I cnt lie! It keeps d relationship hawt!plus I av a mad booty! My guys long 4 it. Anywayz, in uni my bf set me up cos I cheated. Pasted nude pics of me everywhere(thnk God face didn't shw) I denied it. I set him up latr( I pretended I had 4given him n we got back) big fool! On his bday,every1 was dere( vry popular dude) I shwed a clip of our gud times 2geda(projector) at d end, I shwed a pic of his small dick( kolanut sized).lol! Paybacks a bitch! As 4 dis woman, she had betta fuck up er colleague!

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  16. If it was me,I'll jst become a philantropist sharp sharp! I'll help homeless children, widows and the needy in general. I'll start dashing all my colleagues stuff, money n oda pretty tins. This shud clean up my image.Nigerians r kuku oles!

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  17. Y did she include her face tho? She had soo much to lose. If it happened to me,I'll face it once and for all and move on. It has happened,ders nothing I can do abt it. As u lay ur bed so shall u sleep on it.

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  18. This could never happen to me, but to answer your question, I'll just say that it was my twin, the one my mother gaveup @ birth, lol.

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  19. Lol, oh my goodness, I will scream 4 help. I will deny am the one @ first. I don't pray 4 it to happen to me. A recent pic of a girl was posted on twitter last week. It wasn't funny, but why would you push yourself on a guy that doesn't send you. I don't get ladies of today.

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  20. Lmhoh.I like kk n titi's answers.if it were to have been me(God forbid though)I'll lie n say it was photoshopped! N dat d colleague had it in for me cos I had rebuffed his earlier advances towards me n my position.Hence,he wantd to fuck me up.I might even go as far as to make noise of insitituiting a defamatory action against him and will start an NGO on defaming the feminine gender through immoral publishings.#wink#

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