THE SNATCHER'S CLUB

Dressed in a slinky black dress and sexy stiletto heels,  Morning-glory (yes,that's her name)spots a fine looking chap staring at her, more like staring at her 34DD bossoms, held up with a pink lacy bra. With eyes like that of a hawk, she immediately does a quick scan to assess if he meets up to "standards".
"Mehn! This guy na 10 over 10, she gushes to her friends.
"Yea he's not bad, but baby girl look at him well, something disqualifies him"
"What? All I see is hotness! She says, shaking uncontrollably  like a spirit has descended upon her.
"My dear look well, shine your eyes"
Squinting to have a clearer view, she immediately spots a gold band wrapped around the finger between his pinkie and middle finger.
"Oh...is it the ring?"
"Exactly......"
"Even better, that's my type!" she says wiggling her hips towards him.


A few years ago, I had the opportunity to witness a messy fight between two beautiful women, of course it was over "a man" (I don't still understand why women fight over men?).An aunt who lived with us, was involved in a husband snatching scandal. It wasn't funny o! The husband owner(lol!)  baptised my aunt( husband snatcher) with poo and my oh my , it is still one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen. The slimy poo slipped down her face, with tiny particles popping into her mouth as she opened it to scream( Lord have mercy!).  That day, I swore never to take any woman's man. The whole street heard about their nasty fight, and before we knew it, the gist was trending in the hood.

The "husband/boyfriend snatching" act is becoming a common trend.Each day, a woman somewhere in the world, is  labelled  a "husband/boyfriend snatcher. So I ask, what makes a woman a husband/boyfriend snatcher? Some of us are confused and really want to know( we just might be and don't know, lol!). Some people say- most husband/boyfriend snatchers  are ruthlessly ambitious women, who are out to steal your man. They'll deliberately go after a man knowing fully well he is in a committed relationship. They'll lure him into bed, spend his money, break his relationship and in some cases, ensure they become  the "main madam" (wife/girlfriend).They are also tagged as "gboko gboko"(Yoruba slang). 

However, you guys will agree with me that the above exposition should not be generalized. A couple of women that are labelled husband/boyfriend snatchers  do not  "deliberately" date taken men. As a matter of fact, some of these women have no clue these men are in committed relationships. At least, I've got friends who've had nasty experiences with guys who were too cowardly to reveal that they were in committed relationships. These poor girls delve into relationships with these guys, and are later tagged husband/boyfriend snatchers. Don't get me wrong, some girls are just pathological liars, who know from the on-set the guy is taken, but will deny knowing just so they get sympathy from their friends when the chips are down. A few girls have said they didn't have the "intention" to date a taken man.The affair was just so spontaneous, they didn't see it coming.I'm talking about a girl who would on a normal day frown at the thought of dating a married man  but somehow, finds herself sneaking into Oriental hotel with a married man, looking back and forth to see that she's not nabbed. Bridget, a beautiful girl I met a while ago,said she never planned to date her current boyfriend, a married man. May I add that they've been together for six years now. When she met him, she  ignored him for years as dating married men wasn't her style, but he was just so consistent, even more consistent than the single guys she had met. When she needed a kidney transplant, he was her first and only donor, even though she had a single guy that had sworn to jump off the third mainland bridge, if she didn't 'gree'. This was the deal breaker for her. No man had shown her this type of love. Are women in this position excusable or could they still be classified as snatchers? 

Moreover, there are girls who intentionally and consciously date men that are in  committed relationships, especially married men( Awon Ogbologbo!).For starters, the ring on his hand is what stole their hearts, because they translate the ring to mean " no need for a commitment" .Not every woman is looking to be in a committed relationship, in fact, the words "I love you" irk them. Some women would rather go for married men because they get what they want without having to give any sort of commitment. These category of girls say-  they are not trying to take your man permanently, they just want to borrow him for a while.They'll play with your man for a while, strip him off a bit of his cash, and move on, you still get to keep your man!. Are these women also classified as snatchers or can they be excused? After all, they are just borrowing your man for a while. Indeed, some women just enjoy the thrill of sneaking to see their lovers, they heart competition and the joy of being a conqueror(if that's how they see it).

One thing that has been bugging me to no end is the fact that men are never  tagged "wife/girlfriend snatchers" even though we all know there are guys who chase/stalk married women or women in committed relationships. Also, why are people so quick to point the finger at the woman whenever there's a husband snatching scandal? After all, there were two "grown adults" involved in the affair. Wives and girlfriends are quick to  attack their husband/boyfriend's lovers. They do unthinkable things to the "other woman",( acid bathing, shoe throwing, public display of madness, and of course, poo pouring) but  they let it slide with the man. I don't get this, someone please give me an explanation! My last question is-  Can a full grown man  be snatched? Lol! His he a robot that can be programmed with a remote control,  cause personally, I don't get how an adult can be snatched. Could it be that these snatchers  are so powerful that your man can't do otherwise? (okay this is besides a man " to ti jefo" women that use  diabolically means to steal your man).

Is husband snatching really possible? Did Ijeoma really snatch your man, or did your man just want to leave you? Or perhaps you are a Morning-glory, who has a few things to say. Please drop a line............,.


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