Hey guys!
I'm starting a new series called, "Catch 22" , where i ask you guys interesting questions, and in return, I want genuine answers(be honest!) It's really just to create fun yet enable us think deep. So here's the question for today. Enjoy!
DESCRIBE YOUR EX!
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ReplyDeleteOloriburuku! I hope he dies soon!
ReplyDeleteMy ex na "shallams" she 4 don get aids by nw sef(egbere). Madam y u dey vex na, he no suppose rish dat nw. Haba!
ReplyDeleteMurderfucker!Old school buruku,baba no regret!
ReplyDeleteA retard, cheat and liar. No need for curses sef, his life z miserable enough. I don't totally blame him, I was stupid too.
ReplyDelete9ja babes r jst bitter people! Get a life and move on! He didn't marry u, so wat?
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ReplyDeleteMy ex no just get mind of his own. Meaning Mummy and Daddy's boy ode!
Mistake...d@s wot ur ex always r,although its left 2u 2learn 4m ur relatnshp wt em.no need 4yabs or curses lyf's a teacher d more we live d more we learn
ReplyDeleteMy last ex was complicated 4 real, till trying to figure him out, I wish him the best all the same. The way it ended, I believe God was trying to tell me something. Although I cried 4 two weeks straight. It is well in Jesus name. I wish him the very best in life. Bisococo, keep it coming.
ReplyDeleteLol! Miss Bee u want a thesis o. My first ex was a darling still very much in touch with him at the moment, the second was just a sham!, when I think of the moron I lost 'it' too I wish I could blow his brains out. He messed up the way I now see guys period. Girl to be honest, talking about an ex will be bitter sweet, its all a learning curve. So much venom from some sisters though gosh!!
ReplyDeleteNaaaah...dnt wish them bad...my ex was a rily stingy person n i serzly cnt do stingy...i'm nt askin for too mch,jst a lil bt do it evn without me askin..i luv givin in my relatnship,its jst a way of showin you truely care...even if its jst a small picture frame dt says i love you,it jst mks girls happy....then i have to quarel about him givin me money,then he will do after like 2mnths of me complaining...........Relationship is not by force,it comes with responsibility...if you can't take that,then be by yourself...No matter the money a girl has,boyfriend's contribution is still vry impt,even if its jst money for her hair
DeleteVery sweet @ d sametime was a control freak,Igbotic,difficult,very hard on life,too ambitious,partly possesive but also caring sha...thank God I'm done wt dat! Wheeeeww
ReplyDeleteWhat do u mean by igbotic? U sound tribalistic bitch. From ur name u must be yoruba. All dese stinking yoruba girls. Tufiakwa!
Deletemadam calm down,from her comment she actually dated an Igbo guy.dat dont sound tribalistic to me u just seem hungry to insult.
DeleteMy regret with my Ex was that I waited for 3 years only to find out he was an armed robber. I neva had d slightest idea dat he cld be involved in robbery. What I was made to believe was dat he leases cranes, tractors and dredgers to companies. I discovered he was a robber in one of his operations dat went ewrong. I had 2 3un for my dear life
ReplyDeleteOh girl, sorry o! Ur case dey pathetic sha! But come o, hw u no go knw sey na tif u dey date? Good sey u run sha. He 4 rob u sef.
DeleteFemi was a cocky, arrogant bastard, wife beater oshi, he goes around formin lagos big boy, onigbese, oniranu! If care is not taken, I'll put his last name. His fucking one gal now, I pity her,feeling like a hot babe( sweety ur a fling) he has his potential in jand.
ReplyDeleteHoneypie, ps say his last name, psssssssssss,I met one femi(lagos big boy) recently, hope he is not the one(fingers crossed)
DeleteShe was the best thing that ever happened to me. I miss her... SORELY
ReplyDeleteThis is very cute :) made me smile for sum reason
DeleteMy ex was a sweetheart!!my 1st love..we jus couldn't work out due to some fins..still miss him though
ReplyDeleteAwwwww...same here
DeleteHe was an asshole, if I don't speak to him again in 20 life times it'll be too soon.God will judge n punish him
ReplyDeleteOloriburuku olooshi, mase afani, akoshibero
ReplyDeleteBut really no need for all dis cursing , pray to God and move on .
ReplyDeleteMy ex was a cutie, but that was d probs, he acted childish, verbally insults me n still claims love towards me, bernard started a job in london jus so he gets me want i want n also himsef even as a student... Dunno wat went wrong, it shud be d fact dat he easily verbally attacks me n somtymes has no focuz 4 himsef, he is a yr older dan me but he wants me 2 fear him like he is 12yrs older dan me, he takes my jokes 2 d extreme but gets 2 say wat he wants 2 say. But i luv him still jus dat on to the next one mehn.....
ReplyDeleteMy ex was such a cutie. As cute as a button lol. Nice guy overall. But tings just couldn't work. Baby mama issues ruined it. But it was fun while it lasted :)
ReplyDeleteMy Ex was a Very fine Abj boy ooh! Good in bed too though he wasn't so well endowed but he gave the BEST hEAD EVER! Whooo! He was so understanding too+ I put him through a lot- Cheating and Lying- and he was still willin 2stay. I think twas cos of d sex. He was a sex addict and I knew just how to give it to him! And he was weird like me...gettin turned on by the weirdest fins......hmmm... I broke it off at the end of d day bcos I met someone else and I had to make a choice ( d new bobo refused to share)... Funny thing is I thought of him 2day & had to block him on twitter to stop any crazy impulse mentions. Soooo Dere! My Ex.
ReplyDeleteInteresting girl... Gave her all... She hasn't seen anything in life but thinks she knows it all, very spontaneous, intollerant and rude... I still accepted all and was committed... She found no fault in me (or so she claimed); She called it off simply on religious grounds... She tried to come back later, but I couldn't let her... I know she'll raise it again.
ReplyDeleteMy ex....hmm... I've had over 10 exes, but I'll talk abt d one wrth talkn abt. Pretty, sweet n caring until I found out she had slept with my cuz( my cuz n I r like siamese twins). I jst cnt cpmprehend that. My cuz had even given me d jist b4 I met er, but neva knew she was d one. It hrt so bad cos she was a great girl.
ReplyDeleteY'all dnt wanna knw my ex....hmm...brings bak memories. A prominent Nigerian, who is equally a guru in d oil industry. He spoilt me silly, two nights in monaco jst 2 clear my mind frm all d bitches in 9ja,a trip 2 paris jst 4 shoppin, breezn in n out of highend stores. I got wateva I wateva but dis effer dnt play, once we were done, he collected almst everythin( fuckn bastard!). Oh well...
ReplyDelete@ iffi: I'm sure ur all are talking about Femi akande. Yes femi akande. He is a pussy swindler. Every1 knows dat. With all his lies and sweet mouth. I even learnt him no sabi fuck well. Na my friend ex ooo. No be mine.
ReplyDeleteMy Ex...hmm i tot he was d nicest person on earth buh turned out to be the most cruel of all... Long story... We were of diff tribes n religion ..me: igbo n christian..him: yoruba n muslim....we were really close and i tot we were insepereable.. Lil did i know he was plannin a big weddin tnx t longdistance relatnship.... I got to know of d weddin tru a mutual friend eve to d wedding!!! Craaaayy ass shiiii! Still feel like choppin off his legs tho ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't have an ex!
ReplyDeleteFor all dose "holier dan thou"peeps forming anger cos some ppl are very vocal abt hw much dey detest deir exes...,mind ur biz! Haba! You were in d relationship wit dem so u cannot understand deir anger...
ReplyDeleteMy ex just became "ex" so its still fresh.he was kind,caring,generous,fun to be wit n seemed to be crazy abt me or so I tot,n I loved him to bits.he's d only guy I've ever gotten jealous over....but he liked women "TEN" much! Despite all d shit he did as regards oda women I still stayed on.only for d lecher to lie to me abt his bday party.turned out it was hosted by a girl he'd ran things wit in d past n now had 2kids for diffrnt men n still not married.n to crown it all up,he used her as dp in d wee hrs of d morning,thinkin I'd still be asleep.dats hw I got to find out d whole rotten jist.so I did mine back! Put up d pix of a hunk as dp n he nearly died.lol...to cut d story short,he deleted me frm his bbm n I deleted him frm my lyf.cudnt put up wit d lies n d cheating anymore,he wasn't worth it,n to think we just celebrated our 1st year anniversary....wat he did was d last straw in a long line of acts,dat broke d camels back.
Anon 11:40, ur a fuckn loser, ashewo oshi, whore! Hw dare u mention femi's name, u n ur frnd were jst one nite stands, fuckn whores, mere flings! Y u gettn upset talkn abt Femi, is it his fault his rich n fine? Dumb dumb bitch, ashewo eko. Eko oni baje o
ReplyDelete@ striker. Omo ale ni e. Na so ur papa fuck ur retarded mum to produce an imbecile lik u. Femi isn't rich for your info. He is now a broke-ass mother-fucker living off women. For your info striker, I'm married now and femi begs for contracts from my father in-law. So pls I'm better off
ReplyDelete@ anon 13;32. Roflmao! Idiot so ur fada in law is one of d women femi is living off abi? Ode! I guess ur fada-in-law is gay sha! Its kuku common nw! U r bettr off? Says who? Ps reveal who u r, I'll knw if ur bettr off. All these social climbers, wannabe oshi!
DeleteWow,both of u av kissd P,am sure d #femi is enjoyin himself as we speak.lmao
ReplyDeleteHmmm my ex was a yahoo boy and I never knew, we met at a party on d island n we got talking, he asked for my number I didn't give him,my friend gave him my number eventually. We got talking and found out he was cool and all, we dated for about 6 months, o boy that's how I found out he was yahoo boy and he was planning on doing using me for some rituals, I picked race, He will always call but never picked his fone, eventually I told him I wanted OUT.. He was so mad asking why and let's see for d last time.. I dint even bother o, that's how seeing him for the last time might be my last. I sha deleted him from my life with prayers as well..
ReplyDeleteAll these insults on one's parents aren't necessary at all. My last ex was really sweet, caring, generous and so much fun to be with. BUT he's two years younger than me n has no focus at all. Still wearing eyerings n sagging his jeans n frying his hair. eeeww! Anyways I just got tired of his immaturity. I think its the sex that kept me there for long cos that nigger is the sh*t in bed!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMy ex still remains d best thing dt hapnd to me. If I v d oppurtunity I ll do it again.
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